Showing posts with label Better anesthesia slogans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Better anesthesia slogans. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Better anesthesia slogans

The American Society of Anesthesiologists' official slogan is "Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing the lifeline of modern medicine." Boring. I thought I could think of a few better ones.

Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing a legal supply of propofol.

Anesthesiologists: Got milk? You betcha!

Anesthesiologists: Because Michael would have wanted one.

Anesthesiologists: We would have asked for cash up front.

Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing surgeons excuses for bad outcomes.

Anesthesiologists: When Lamaze only takes you to 4 cm.

Anesthesiologists: I slept with mine today.

Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing narcotic wishes and propofol dreams.

Anesthesiologists: There is no substitute.

What do you think the ASA should do with its slogan?