Friday, March 11, 2016

Anal Sex Questions Answered

Okay, so this has absolutely nothing to do with anesthesiology but it brought a smile to my face when I read it. The American Journal of Gastroenterology published a study on the practice of anal sex. And I bet you didn't realize anal intercourse needed a scientific inquiry.

So what's the lowdown on going to Brokeback Mountain? Well, out of over 4,000 people in this retrospective study (I guess you can't really do a prospective study on this subject), 37% of women and 5% of men have had their brown eye poked. White people are more likely to perform it than blacks. And if you have only a high school degree, you are more likely to ride along the Hershey highway than if you have a college degree or did not graduate high school.

And one last thing. In this case, smaller is definitely better. Unless you'd like to wear Depends after dancing the chocolate cha-cha. Have a nice weekend.

1 comment:

  1. Not to be a social justice warrior, but as a MSM anesthesia provider I find your humor in this article very inappropriate. This kind of water cooler talk strikes a chord with me, and I would ask you to think about how a homosexual colleague of yours would feel reading it. Honestly it reminds me of that anesthetist who was recorded during that c-scope inadvertently.

    I've read your blog for over a year now and have enjoyed it so far. Please try to be more respectful in the future.