Can you believe this? This is an adaptation of "Scarface" for an elementary school play. In some ways it's kind of awesome. But watching those kids shoot each other with toy machine guns and shouting "motherfudgers" at each other is pretty disturbing. I'm not sure I would hoot and holler for the kids like the parents do at the end of the scene. Who needs counseling more, the teacher/director, the parents, or the kids?