An anesthesiologist calls a plumber to fix a clogged drain. The plumber comes, spends 30 minutes fixing the drain, and hands the anesthesiologist the bill. The anesthesiologist looks at the bill and is shocked by the cost. "I don't make this much as an anesthesiologist," he grumbles. The plumber replies, "I didn't make this much as an anesthesiologist either."
Five physicians go duck hunting in the woods. There is a pathologist, a radiologist, an internist, an orthopedic surgeon, and a surgical oncologist. Suddenly a bird flies out of the deep grass and into the air.
The radiologist says, "Let me study its shadow to see what kind of bird it is."
The internist says, "We need to form a committee and take time to study the bird's colors and texture of its feathers to determine the bird's species."
The orthopedic surgeon attempts to throw a rock at the bird.
The surgical oncologist grabs his gun and shoots down the bird. He hands the carcass to the pathologist and says, "Tell me what kind of bird this is that I just shot."