The American Society of Anesthesiologists' official slogan is "Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing the lifeline of modern medicine." Boring. I thought I could think of a few better ones.
Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing a legal supply of propofol.
Anesthesiologists: Got milk? You betcha!
Anesthesiologists: Because Michael would have wanted one.
Anesthesiologists: We would have asked for cash up front.
Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing surgeons excuses for bad outcomes.
Anesthesiologists: When Lamaze only takes you to 4 cm.
Anesthesiologists: I slept with mine today.
Anesthesiologists: Physicians providing narcotic wishes and propofol dreams.
Anesthesiologists: There is no substitute.
What do you think the ASA should do with its slogan?
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